All My Great Excuses

My homework held a party
It fought a gingerbread man
It was assassinated
It got fried in the pan

It was left in the rain
It drove a hyper car
It got driven over by a train
It got hit by a shooting star

It got frozen in the snow
Aliens abducted me
It hijacked an army helicopter
A robber threw it in the sea

It fizzled in acid
Someone blew up my house
It was taken by a yeti
It got nibbled by a mouse

It was hiding with my toys
The wind blew it away
It went to a rock concert
It didn’t want to go to school today

By Peter